… of not spamming the internet with any of our opinions or boring blog posts.

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Ever wondered why there are tons of myspace/facebook/*insertrandomsocialplatformhere* profiles that got several hundred people in their friendslist? And no, I am not talking about bands or the fake celebrity profiles.

Instead it seems to become trendy and cool to collect virtual friends, no matter if you’re ever going to exchange a single word via PM or, gods forbid, written letter (yeah, those still exist).

While some users use it for their desperately needed ego-boost, others tend to actually think they would be such a divine gift to mankind that everyone just has to have them befriended for their all so interesting points of view (if you’re one of those and reading this: believe me, your perspectives on political/historical/socialogical/*.* are as boring and insignificant as they can possibly be).

Ultimately, this all comes down to the fact that most people are suckups without a single own thought in what once used to be their mind. Whatever the general society approves of, they will have, whatever political party the majority votes for, they will gladly give their vote to as well.

So, in conclusion, most people just suck, big time.

For the rest of you, don’t always try to be everybody’s darling, fuck the people who bore you, search for the ones who don’t suck THAT bad and keep’em, for they are so damn rare anymore.

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There are so many movies directed in Hollywood, it’s pretty hard to keep up with what’s going on, but the Devil keeps a notebook on which director owes him a favor for a bad display in his movies. The top5 Movie’s featuring the devil are …

• The devil’s Advocate
  

  Ever wondered how slick and snake tongued the devil could be? Then watch this movie and enjoy Al Pacinos performance.

• Dogma
  

  It’s actually not the devil, but azrael as one of the lower demons comes pretty close to one nasty fella you don’t want to buy a car from.

• The Prophecy
  

  So who is more evil, Gabriel, aka Christopher “My Hair was famous before me” Walken, on a Mission or Lucifer, aka Viggo “the long walk for the ring” Mortensen. The evil side was always pretty hard to spot.

• Needful Things

  The shop owner Leland Gaunt, played by Max Von Sydow, will sell you something you always wanted for a small price. How much you ask? Well just your soul… one of the better Stephen King adaptions.

• Constantine
  

  This devil lacks the sympathy or style most of the other incarnations mentioned before display. This fellow Satan played by Peter Stomare is one thing, disgusting and will just making you wish you never started smoking.

So Kraven, you want to tell us where to go on a first date? I guess this is going to be the first “Fight it or leave it”!
There are so many great places for a first date, but Kraven is wrong on a few things, first of all, don’t go on a date at all. Dates create the uncomfortable silence that you all know when you have been meeting that woman of your dreams and decided to meet her and she said yes. Now you sit somewhere and don’t know what to talk about… that’s bad.
It’s a nice idea to go Ice Skating, that’s fun. Stick to something like that, but a musical? Come on, forced to each other for a few hours. Show that you are fun to hang around with, not that you are a geek right away.

That’s best achieved with some fun activities, sports are great, meeting your friends is a good way to show social status and display value. Going grocery shopping is practical and can be even more fun. It’s probably something a woman has never been asked to do.

Here are the steps for a first great get together

• Meet her at a place you already wanted to go to and let her join you.
• If she says no to the first time you ask her out and wants to meet at another time say no! Say you have an appointment and find another time. You are the decision maker and your time is valuable.
• Run if she is boring and no fun to hang around with.
• Don’t wuss out. If you are going on a date be yourself. That means talking about stuff you are interested in and not kissing up to the woman of your dreams. Great looking women always receive compliments, they look for someone who knows better than that and is a great time to hang around with. Sure you can give a compliment, but it should be a reverse one with a little twist. Funny & Charming.
• Change sides, pretend the woman is after you and that she is too fast. Slow it down, and remind her that you are not easy to get, but she could make a great friend if nothing else. Make her wonder what you are up to.

And now to the places! There is so much more than an ordinary café or a dinner.

For a first date, stay away from seducing places. Try to plan a date where you can go from place to place, which would count as an individual date each time you change place and stay together. You can always leave without her in case she is scray or boring.
The idea behind multiple events is that you can build a better connection and built up tension and attraction if you know how to spark the fire.

• A great series of events is going for a walk in the park, followed by meeting your friends to play frisbee and then later on going to your place to take a shower and hit a café or bar afterwards for some great conversation.
• Or you can go grocery shopping, buy some fine foods, get some icecream & glam mags to chill in the sun somewhere having a small picnic and then cooking something at your place later on.

There are so many things you can do that are actually fun and will lead to great interactions with the woman of your dreams.

Don’t be one of those soppy whimps that takes the girl of your dreams out on a date that she is expecting! Make her feel those feelings she never had before, because you are attractive, know how to have fun and show that you are social enough to have friends that are fun to hang around with.

With more and more personal/private data of ours on our computers we should be more and more careful in terms of security. Besides the very easy-to-circumvent ways to secure data (such as using hidden folders [yes, there are still people who think that would be sufficient] or moving files into a “secure” location they think noone would look) there are quite a few programs actually allowing to encrypt data in a professional way, one of them being TrueCrypt.

While it won’t protect you from any Virus/Trojan/Malware or that other fancy stuff, it certainly does a nice job securely storing sensitive information (within an encrypted container or on a wholly encrypted partition), which may be equally important in certain situations (Note: I am not talking about hiding your favourite adultmovies from your mom here).

As this post is not intended to be an advertisement for said software, you may feel free to post your experiences with any other (preferably open source and cost-free) encryption tool(s).

Oh no, not another crappy dating blog wannabe post”

No worries, this won’t end up in me telling you folks how to live or plan your (existing or non-existing) lovelife(s). Instead, I wanna give you some advice on what you could do in certain situations. As for this post I will take an approach on the first date issue of where to invite your newly girlfriend in the making.

To narrow the locations down you should know a few things about girls/woman regarding their preferences if it comes to meeting-places for a first date:

• They hate intimate places (so your apartment will be off the list)

• Weird dark places equals #1 (parking lots are a def. no go…for reference go watch the movie “P2″)

• Sport events are only accepted if the girl specifically told you she likes it (so in 98% of all cases, that’s a no)

• Any place where she feels immoderate is also off-list (your favourite bar or any place where you know a lot of people while she doesn’t)

So, after ruling out most of the fun places to go, there are of course the usual suspects like bistros, cafes, restaurants (NOT Starbucks!) and henceforth. So in order to surprise her with a more original idea of a first date invitation, here is a list of three places u can try next time:

• Ice-Skating hall (Lots of people/couples, friendly atmosphere, and even if neither of you is any good in ice-skating, you will have quite some fun)

• Musicals (You probably want to make sure she’s into such stuff, but if that’s the case, then u got yourself a nice romantic location. In addition you also won’t have to say much since the actors will do most of that job, so you can’t fu**up that badly. Another plus would be the fact, that after the Show, you already have a topic to talk about, so no weird silences)

• Planetarium (Dark room, lots of projected stars on the sky and definitely one of the most original ideas for a date)

To sum it up, try to be different without appearing too weird, girls sure like unusual places where they still feel comfortable.

I would like to see some comments of you for this post, may it be positive or negative feedback. It would surely be cool if you would post any experience of yours with one of the locations I posted.

What does every man want? Fame, power and a lady at his side.

The easiest way to achieve this is by shaving your head. You don’t have to be smart, look good or  even have money Sure it helps and you could grow yourself some surfer haircut and pretend that you have been at the beach all year, but always remember one of the best surfers ever is Kelly Slater, and take a guess what is his haircut of choice? Yep, you guessed right, it’s a shaved head.

15 Reasons to shave your head

1. You don’t have to fear going bald ever again!
2. Women love to stroke a bald head!
3. You are going green and use less shampoo!
4. You are going even greener and need less water!
5. You are so green you could grow a plant on your head, you don’t even need a hair dryer!
6. All this three combined might even save you a fortune that you could invest into a sports car, super expensive watch, or a James Bond like dress!
7. Never be scared of the wind again, your hair will always be in great shape!
8. You can get a full body sun tan!
9. You put some funny tribals on the skin of your head just by putting a few patches on your head and going into the sun!
10. You can polish your head until it shines, a bowling or billiard ball is nothing compared to a shaved head!
11. You can DIY and don’t have to waste hours to get an appointment at the hair stylist of your choice!
12. You can laugh at grey hair!
13. You are in good company as there are many celebrities who knew that going bald is a matter of style!
14. You can improve your aerodynamics and be faster than Jimbob who just beat you at the company race!
15. You can go as a shaolin Monk, Kojak or Yul Brunner next halloween!

And here is a bonus reason, in case you need to justify going bald you can do it for charity and collect money for a good, well we mean evil, cause.

Nowadays everyone and his auntie seem to be holding big and nasty contests, how do you think are they getting all their prizes? Well many of those guys will probably be actually having a prize to give away, but don’t you think that there are a lot of black sheep? Especially at the randomized contests where is no controlling instance? A contests is designed to increase traffic and readership. Do you need more than an empty box to make your contest a success?

Let’s play some mind-games

First of all, this is all about what could happen, it’s strongly advised that a contest is not designed like this and that you can actually give away something. Let’s just check what the spammers, scammers and bad people are up to nowadays.

Let’s just pretend that you want to run a contest, but don’t have anything to give away, but you actually have 3-4 blogs that are running and don’t have anything in common. For example a project about fine dining, one about cars and the other about whatever. On your marketing blog you decide to hold a contest but can’t afford to give away anything, what do you do now?

How people hold fake contests and piss others off

You could hold a regular contest where you pretend to give away something and draw random names, tell them they won and never ship the present. Pretty nasty if you ask me, but you will probably get double the publicity, because those guys will write about how they didn’t get their winnings. This is the stupid way to hold a fake contest. And believe me, when you browse the webs you will find occasional posts where people are angry that they didn’t win.

How to hold Ninja like fake contests – No One saw what happened

Then there is the way where no one gets hurt. Not literally and still this is nothing people are advised to do. It’s easy to imagine that when you are running a few blogs that are not connected to each other to simply run your contest on your main blog, most people have more than one blog when they try to make money online. Now let’s think who could win the prizes on your other blogs? You didn’t personalize them yet and might even have some fake identities there. So what do you do now? Well easy… give away the prizes to … yourself … most people take part in a contest to win something, but in case they don’t win and just had to join a mailing list / feed, most people don’t bother. Unless you tell them that they won and don’t give anything to them, then they get angry. The goal of blogging contests is to build. Build your blog, mailing list, feed subscribers, just build your follower base or the foundation your blog is build on.

Taking a fake contest to the next level

A fake contest doesn’t have to stay a fake contest, there might be even sponsors joining your contest and you could start giving away stuff that you, or rather your sponsors, actually have.

What’s the legal side of this? Well probably a contest like this is highly illegal, but the question is what are people required to do to take part in a contest like this? How many people are actually caring about a contest once it is over and they didn’t win? Most likely… no one. Unless you show them a few stats and how great you did, or add some pictures of people using your stuff.

The bottom line: Take care what you take part in!

A fake contest is some nasty thing and in case you take part in a contest, just make sure that you can actually win something. See pictures with the people holding the prizes, or rather videos, everyone can fake a photo nowadays, it’s harder to fake a video for most people. Look at what you have to do, in case you have to give a lot just make sure you can receive a lot, if you give little it’s not that important if you win or not. There are so many contest blogs that just exist for the sake of taking part in a contest, why shouldn’t there be contests that are just designed to gain money and readers on the other side? Easy, because something like this is below the ethics of most people and probably illegal.

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