Dear Readers,

seeing as this blog already seems to have had an enormous impact on society as we thought to knew it, we have decided to dedicate our lives helping beautiful women in Hawaii with crafting those wicked flower thingies.

On this note we would like to thank everyone for donating the (literally) millions of dollars to us.

You can be rest assured that the money will be spent wisely (Half of it will be invested in bank stocks, the rest will most likely end up in some hookers string one way or another: you know how these things go, they simply just happen)

Enjoy the weekend folks

What does every man want? Fame, power and a lady at his side.

The easiest way to achieve this is by shaving your head. You don’t have to be smart, look good or  even have money Sure it helps and you could grow yourself some surfer haircut and pretend that you have been at the beach all year, but always remember one of the best surfers ever is Kelly Slater, and take a guess what is his haircut of choice? Yep, you guessed right, it’s a shaved head.

15 Reasons to shave your head

1. You don’t have to fear going bald ever again!
2. Women love to stroke a bald head!
3. You are going green and use less shampoo!
4. You are going even greener and need less water!
5. You are so green you could grow a plant on your head, you don’t even need a hair dryer!
6. All this three combined might even save you a fortune that you could invest into a sports car, super expensive watch, or a James Bond like dress!
7. Never be scared of the wind again, your hair will always be in great shape!
8. You can get a full body sun tan!
9. You put some funny tribals on the skin of your head just by putting a few patches on your head and going into the sun!
10. You can polish your head until it shines, a bowling or billiard ball is nothing compared to a shaved head!
11. You can DIY and don’t have to waste hours to get an appointment at the hair stylist of your choice!
12. You can laugh at grey hair!
13. You are in good company as there are many celebrities who knew that going bald is a matter of style!
14. You can improve your aerodynamics and be faster than Jimbob who just beat you at the company race!
15. You can go as a shaolin Monk, Kojak or Yul Brunner next halloween!

And here is a bonus reason, in case you need to justify going bald you can do it for charity and collect money for a good, well we mean evil, cause.