… of not spamming the internet with any of our opinions or boring blog posts.

If you want to show your gratitude for that, we now accept donations and bribes for promising to continue the tradition of keeping our views to ourselves.

Ever wondered why there are tons of myspace/facebook/*insertrandomsocialplatformhere* profiles that got several hundred people in their friendslist? And no, I am not talking about bands or the fake celebrity profiles.

Instead it seems to become trendy and cool to collect virtual friends, no matter if you’re ever going to exchange a single word via PM or, gods forbid, written letter (yeah, those still exist).

While some users use it for their desperately needed ego-boost, others tend to actually think they would be such a divine gift to mankind that everyone just has to have them befriended for their all so interesting points of view (if you’re one of those and reading this: believe me, your perspectives on political/historical/socialogical/*.* are as boring and insignificant as they can possibly be).

Ultimately, this all comes down to the fact that most people are suckups without a single own thought in what once used to be their mind. Whatever the general society approves of, they will have, whatever political party the majority votes for, they will gladly give their vote to as well.

So, in conclusion, most people just suck, big time.

For the rest of you, don’t always try to be everybody’s darling, fuck the people who bore you, search for the ones who don’t suck THAT bad and keep’em, for they are so damn rare anymore.